PseudoWare
We make stuff from the internet, for the internet — so you can make internet.
From internet. For internet. Go make internet.
Explore Our VaporwareFeatures
— Software as a Service, from the heart
100% Native Code
Code so native, it speaks the local dialect and knows all the best restaurants.
Zero Revenue Model
Perfecting the art of spending money on promotional materials. It's going great.
Future AdSense
Generate passive income while you actively ignore our ads. Revolutionary.
Premium Additions
Upgrade your free code to premium free code. Now with 50% more comments!
SQLite Everything
Who needs complexity when you can blob everything and call it flexible?
PayPal Ready
Our payment system works perfectly. Now we just need something to sell.
Our Philosophy
— (aka Why PseudoWare Exists)
At PseudoWare, we believe in keeping things simple, flat, and tightly formatted. Just like our bank account.
We're an independent internet technologies LLC that takes our pseudo-ness seriously. We publish (mostly) native code that (mostly) works.
From web to Java, Linux to Windows - if it compiles, we ship it. If it doesn't, we call it a feature branch.
No frameworks. No dependencies. Just pure, unadulterated code. And the occasional netty.jar when we're feeling wild.
Premium Code & Software
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